Why don’t we ever see dwarves in fantasy inspired by ancient Central American or Andean civs
Why do they always carve under mountains, why can’t they carve into mountains like the Inca and make weapons out of precious rock and decorate with better looking geometric patterns and giant Olmec heads
ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college
bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy
and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry
and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish
but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:
eddie brock is a great protagonist because his superpower is making an alien fall in love with him and that’s REAL escapism. who gives a shit about getting insta abs or summoning lightning or whatever. what’s that compared to a fulfilling relationship with a tapeworm. unblock me marvel studios.