so my sister’s dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes “red scare!” and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go “mccarthyism!” but it’s not working yet
oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore
this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already
if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating
